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Buonaparte家族Once upon a time in America May 05 当你被问起这些问题时后面的有些过了，前面几个问题的回答还是很妙的。 Q: Do Chinese eat dogs? A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your “Thanks giving” day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys. Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world? A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan. Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks? A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida. 注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族 Q: Are the products made in China very cheap? A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper. Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it? A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in. Q: Why you are the only kids in your family? A: Because our parents don’t fuck around. March 04 解放日报引用“卧槽泥马”。。。什么世道。。。过度依赖网络的害处。
卧槽”是怎么回事
2009-02-23 10版：新论
February 23 计算机系灭亡了。。。万恶的金融危机，自从WM, circle city, 加州政府等在我的眼皮底下相继倒闭后，和我们越来越息息相关了。2009年二月的一天，随着学校某个工作人员的一封信，计算机系正式没有了系主任，我们也成了后娘养的孩子。虽然系主任办公室还没换人，谁都知道是迟早的了。以前的活动都取消了，工作人员也要裁人，人人自危阿。活在当下，有口饭吃实属不易了，是不是该满足了呢？ |
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